F Sharp taby ukulele według Tim Minchin

F#                 F            A#m
I've been having a little problem recently
         D#m               F         A#m
Which is quite disturbing musicalicly
            F#     F             A#m
Involving a semi-tonal discrepancy
D#m                       F
Vocally and Instrumentally

        F#           F              A#m
You see musicians of different varieties
       D#m         F          A#m
Prefer playing in particular keys
    F#                F             A#m
And singers too treat preferentially
      D#m                                F
Those notes they tackle more proficiently


                F#           F         A#m
Now, you, don't have to be a member of MENSA
   D#m                         F
To understand the depth of my dilemma
        F#          F         A#m
The two elements of me favour two different keys
         D#m              F              A#m
Thus the rift betwixt my fingers and my Tenor


F#                               C#
I like nothing more than playing instruments in F
   D#m                           F
It warms the very cockles of my heart
    F#                             C#
The trouble is that F can leave me vocally bereft, you see
       D#m           F7
I like playing in F Major, but I like singing in...
A#m
FSharp.... FSharp.... FSharp...


F#                            C#
I refuse to be beholden to my hands
  D#m                             F
I don't see why my Larynx should give in to their demands
F#                                  C#
I'll not be forced to compromise my art
    D#m                        F7
And so I'll keep playing in F Major, and singing in
A#m
F Sharp... F Sharp... F Sharp...F Sharp...Fsharp

          D#m                G#7                           C#
I'll keep playing in F Major, but I'll keep singing in F Sharp!