My 2 Lovely Uncles taby ukulele według SuperMega

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C           G
the sun was shining
F
a lovely day
C         G
my uncles took me
F
outside to play
C           G
it got real toasty
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my tongue real dry
C        G
I needed iced cream
F
or I would fry

Am       F
all they had was
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three big greens
Am    F
just enough for 
G
three iced creams
Am        F
but uncle noticed
G
a glistening flier
Am        F
a trip to Syria
G
their one desire

   D          A
my two lovely uncles
C          G
they went away
   D         A
to blessed Syria
    C        G
for a holy vacay
  D          A
I have never seen them
     C            G
with such big old grins
   D           A
fulfilling all their dreams
 C        G
among Syrians

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What's this?

A letter?

From the president of the United States of Americus!

Oh no!

My two lovely uncles...

Killed by a drone strike...

I never even got my iced cream...

   C           G
my two lovely uncles
Am           F
they went away
        C             G
they're both still inside me
Am    F
everyday
C           G
how will I go on
  Am               F
without their firm musk
C          G
echoing through me
     Am         F
from dawn until dusk
     D           A
I'll keep them alive
        Bm                G
with my thoughts in my brain
     D                  A
I'll spread their sweet ashes
       Bm            G
when I get their remains
     D         A
I'll always remember
     Bm         G
your oceans of love
   F#m         Bm
my two lovely uncles
E
slain from above

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