Winning taby ukulele według Schmoyoho (Chwyty barytonu)

Em         
I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen
          Bm
It's not available, if you try it once you will die
               Am
Your face will melt off
                                               Em  
And your children will weep over your exploded body, over your exploded body

You love to party
              
What's not to love?
    Bm
The run I was on made Jagger and Richards look like
Am
Droopy eyed armless children
             C
That's how I party

That's how I party

             D           Em
I was bangin 7 gram rocks, that's how I roll - winning
C                G 
I have one gear: GO - epic winning
D            
Are you bipolar?
Em
I'm bi-winning
C                    G  
Win here, win there, win win everywhere

Em
Absolute victory

I'm on a quest
                C
We're gonna win everywhere
                  G
Write Every single wrong
            
Write every wrong

      D                      Em
I'm a total frickin rock star from mars - winning
C            G
C'mon bro, I got tiger blood - winning
D                                  Em
You borrow my brain and you're like DUDE, can't handle it
C            G
Win here, win there, win win everywhere

(Em throughout this whole verse)
I've got a list -- help me sort this
From the epic win to the desperately winless

Chicken nuggets - WINNING
Bubblegum - WINNING
Pretending to text to avoid someone - EPIC WINNING
Slow dancing - WINNING
Slow pantsing - WINNING
Breakin the rules of the Geneva conventions - WEAK

Adonis blood - WINNING
Violent love - WINNING
Givin needy women caresses and hugs - EPIC WINNING
Childbirth - WINNING
Colin Firth -WINNING 
Tinky Winky's purse.........duh, WINNING, WINNING


             D           Em
I was bangin 7 gram rocks, that's how I roll - winning
C                G 
I have one gear: GO - epic winning
D            
Are you bipolar?
Em
I'm bi-winning
C                    G  
Win here, win there, win win everywhere


      D                      Em
I'm a total frickin rock star from mars - winning
C            G
C'mon bro, I got tiger blood - winning
D                                  Em
You borrow my brain and you're like DUDE, can't handle it
C            G
Win here, win there, win win everywhere