Short People taby ukulele według Randy Newman

G              D
Short People got no reason
  Em             C
Short People got no reason
  G              D
Short People got no reason
  C
To live
  C      G
They got little hands
    D
And little eyes
    C7
And they walk around
    C7
Tellin' great big lies
    C7   G
They got little noses
    D

And tiny little teeth
    C7
They wear platform shoes
    C7
On their nasty little feet
      G               D
Well, I don't want no Short People
   Em         C
Don't want no Short People
   G          D
Don't want no Short People
   C
Round here

   G             D
Short People are just the same
   C
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
   G        D
All men are brothers
   D       C                 (Continue Playing C )
Until the day they die

(It's A Wonderful World)
  G              D
Short People got nobody
  Em             C        
Short People got nobody
  G              D
Short People got nobody
 C
To love

 C      G
They got little baby legs
   D>>>>>>>>>>>>>
And they stand so low
   D       C7
You got to pick 'em up
 C7>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Just to say hello
 C7       G
They got little cars
  G       D
That got beep, beep, beep
  D       C
They got little voices
 C>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Goin' peep, peep, peep
 C           G
They got grubby little fingers
         D
And dirty little minds
   D           C
They're gonna get you every time

  G                    D
Well, I don't want no Short People
 Em           C
Don't want no Short People
  G             D
Don't want no Short People
    C
'Round here