Peppermint Creams taby ukulele według NSP

[Intro]
Fm

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Dear Princess. This is a message from the battlefront, 
Fm                        C
from your trusted knight, Sir Daniel Sexbang

[Verse 1]
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I have ridden thousands of miles
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I have survived the deadliest trials
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I've fought through battles you can't even dream
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For a taste of your peppermint creams
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Sword and steed are all that I've had
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To conquer the evil over the land
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But the beacon of light at the end of their schemes
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Was the thought of your peppermint creams

[Chorus]
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OH! Talkin' about your boobies
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  The peppermint creams are your boobies
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Your boobalicious boobies
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OH GOD!
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GAH JUST LEMME GET AT THOSE BOOBIES ONE TIME!!!!!!!

[Verse 2]
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Lost in the dark of eternal night
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Failing my quest meant the end of my life
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And when things were the worst I wanted to scream
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Then I thought of your peppermint creams

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Now I kneel and pray to the gods
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Amidst fallen cities and crumbling facades
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That I shall return and make you my queen
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And bask in your peppermint creams

[Chorus]
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ALSO YOUR BUTT!
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THE TERM PEPPERMINT CREAMS ALSO REFERS TO YOUR SWEET BUTT
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OH YOUR ASS CHEEKS FROM HEAVEN
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AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
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Which do I like more? Your boobs or your butt?
          Bb
GOD ABOVE don't make me choose!
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I'd rather die than choose I'D RATHER FUCKING DIE!!!!!

[Outro]
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And with these last words
                  Fm
I must now bid you adieu
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You are my princess
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And I will always love you