Mr C taby ukulele według Nina Nesbitt (Chwyty barytonu)

Am
You must be blind, you're blind, you're blind
                      Em
Or maybe I'm unkind, unkind, unkind
                                              Am
You're the rich boy from my town, my town, my town
                                   Em
But that can't win me round, me 'round, me 'round

Oh you and all your people
Am            C                                Em            G
You think I like you 'cause you bought me a drink
Am            C                               G       D
But I'm just short of cash and able to wink

[Chorus:]
G            Em
Excuse me Mr C
              C
Who you tryna kid?
Am
I'll take the drink, but if you think
G                       Em
You're coming home with me
              C
Who you tryna kid?
Am
Oh you're so vain (I can't believe it)
                  Am
When you're under the lights, the lights, you're alright
                   Em
But conversation's dry, you're dry, you're dry
                                Am
Just trying to boast about your parents' house in the south of France

And I'm laughing at the way you dance
Em
You're gone, you're gone, you're gone

Oh you and all your people
Am           C          Em           D
I've come to conclusion you're quite fit
Am            C           G        D
But I'm under no illusion you're a dick

G            Em
Excuse me Mr C
              C
Who you tryna kid?
Am
I'll take the drink, but if you think
G                       Em
You're coming home with me
              C
Who you tryna kid?
Am
Oh you're so vain

Am                                   Em
I, I never meant to hurt or make you cry
           Am                                        D
Your mum's outside, she's waiting for you in her new X5

I'm sure she'll dry those eyes

G            Em
Excuse me Mr C
              C
Who you tryna kid?
Am
I'll take the drink, but if you think
G                       Em
You're coming home with me
              C
Who you tryna kid?
Am
Oh you're so vain
(2x)

[Chorus]
G            Em
Excuse me Mr C (excuse me Mr C)
G            Em
Excuse me Mr C (one more champagne please)
G            Em
Excuse me Mr C (and a strawberry daiquiri)
G            Em
Excuse me Mr C