Tom Cruise Crazy taby ukulele według Jonathan Coulton

E  D/F# Ab C#7 F#m B7 A C#m E7 Am C G Em

Verse 1
E             Ab              C#7
Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie
F#m                              B7
At least all his people tell him so
             E                   Ab           C#7
And while he thinks that she's a very special lady
F#m                                      B7  Ab
It's probably not the way he'd choose to go
      A           E                   F#m                C#m
And a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction
A                      E        B7
Good thing that he's not gay anymore

Chorus
E   Ab        A          E
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
F#m               B7      E     B7
Just be glad it's him not you
E      Ab       A        E
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
     F#m                B7    Ab
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
      C#m                  E7
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
      A             Am
You'd buy expensive shoes
          E       Ab  C#7
But you'd be the only man on Earth
     F#m       B7      E
Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
   C#7     F#m        B7      E (re-intro)
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

Verse 2
E             Ab             C#7
Tom Cruise is always getting older
F#m   B7
He knows he'll never be that young again
    E                     Ab            C#7
And when Tom Cruise looks back over his shoulder
F#m                                B7  Ab
He sees a thousand younger leading men
   A                   E
He knows someday he'll have to play
   F#m          C#m
An old retarded grandpa
      A               E              B7
While someone younger plays his sexy son

Chorus
E   Ab        A          E
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
F#m               B7      E     B7
Just be glad it's him not you
E      Ab       A        E
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
     F#m                B7    Ab
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
      C#m                  E7
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
      A             Am
You'd buy expensive shoes
          E       Ab  C#7
But you'd be the only man on Earth
     F#m       B7      E
Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
   C#7     F#m        B7      E (re-intro)
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

Bridge
C                G                   Am        Em
Tom Cruise knows somewhere there's a place for him
C           G             Am     B7
He's not of this world anymore...

Verse 3
E            Ab            C#7
Somewhere in some secluded castle
F#m                                 B7
Poor Tom Cruise sits staring at the wall
        E                Ab            C#7
And the outside world is always such a hassle
F#m                          B7  Ab
Sometimes he won't go out at all
          A            E
There are millions who know his name
F#m       C#m
Everybody loves him
A              E            B7
Why is it that he feels so alone?

Chorus
E   Ab        A          E
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
F#m               B7      E     B7
Just be glad it's him not you
E      Ab       A        E
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
     F#m                B7    Ab
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
      C#m                  E7
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
      A             Am
You'd buy expensive shoes
          E       Ab  C#7
But you'd be the only man on Earth
     F#m       B7      E
Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
   C#7     F#m        B7      E 
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise