I Threw Glass At My Friends Eyes And Now I'm On Probation taby ukulele według Destroy Boys

[Intro]
Am F C E X2
 
 
[Verse 1]
Am                 F           C   E
 You're ruining my life day by day
Am         F                    C         E
 The butterflies you give me are literally making me nauseous
Am       F               C
 This is disgusting, like seriously dude?
 E
 What do you think you're doing?
 Am              F             C
 You're like way older than me and you're gross
 E
 And I don't wanna do that
 
 
[Chorus]
F*              E*        Am
Never invite me over ever again
F*              E*
Just kidding, please do!
Am
I really wanna hang out with you
F    E    Am
Ooh, ooh, ooh
F    E    Am
Ooh, ooh, ooh
 
 
[Verse 2]
Am             F
 But fuck you! You're so old, dude!
 C               E
 Like seriously, what do you think you're doing?
Am                 F                 C   E
 Your hands are so big and you're so tall, wow
           Am                                 F
 You know, I kinda wish I had let you do that one thing that one time
        C                             E
 But in retrospect it would've been a bad idea, because
Am                    F                          C              E
 You don't care about me, and like, I care about you, so that's bad
 
 
[Chorus]
F*              E*        Am
Never invite me over ever again
F*              E*
Just kidding, please do!
Am
I really wanna hang out with you
F    E    Am
Ooh, ooh, ooh
F    E    Am
Ooh, ooh, ooh
 
 
 
[Verse 3]
Am           F                 C           E
 I'm really ironically pissed off right now
Am           F          C         E
 I'm feeling quite lost right now
            Am                       F
 Like in a really big forest in Lake Tahoe or something
           C                            E
 Somewhere big and scary 'cause you're scary as shit, dude!
Am                    F
 Like, I don't really know what I can tell you
C                           E
 You kinda freak me out but we could be friends!
 
 
[Chorus]
F*              E*        Am
Never invite me over ever again
F*              E*
Just kidding, please do!
Am
I really wanna hang out with you
F    E    Am
Ooh, ooh, ooh
F    E    Am
Ooh, ooh, ooh
 
F*              E*        Am
Never invite me over ever again
F*              E*
Just kidding, please do!
Am
I really wanna make out with you
F    E    Am
Ooh, ooh, ooh
F    E    Am
Ooh, ooh, ooh
 
F*              E*        Am
Never invite me over ever again
F             E
Just kidding, please do!
Am                              Am
I really wanna hang out with you