The Internet Is Here taby ukulele według Dan And Phil (Chwyty barytonu)

[Verse 1]

        G                 Am
whenever i’m alone
    Bm           Am
or if i’m feeling grey
        G                 Am
there’s one place i can go
    Bm                G7
to brighten up my day
C                      G
makes me want to sing
          Am                     G7
that’s how the show should end
      C                    B7    Em
but wouldn’t it be good if       i
          A            D (hold)
could sing it with a friend     … ok fine whatever i’ll join in too


[Instrumental]

Dsus4     D (x6)
Bbsus4   Bb (x2)


[Verse 2]

  Eb                Fm         Gm           Fm
i might go outside and feel more alive
                   Eb      Fm                  Bb
but without twitter where would i be
   Eb               Fm   Gm               Fm
i guess i’d be fit i’d stop posting shi- RUBBISH
      Eb             F         Bb
but tumblr’s a part of me
Ab           G                   Cm      F
so many websites and so little time
       Ab           G                    Cm        F
just one or two you should avoid
       Bb
just don’t stop watching youtube or we’ll be unemployed


[Instrumental]

Gsus4           G  (x2)
Bbsus4  Bb  (x2)


[Chorus]

      Eb   Fm    Gm      Fm
the internet is here
      Eb   Fm    Gm      Fm
the internet is great
          Eb             Fm     Gm   Fm
when you’ve got lots of followers
        Eb          F     Bb
who needs a real mate
   Ab           G    Cm      F
it might be anti-social
      Ab              G        Cm    F
but these days that is fine
        Bb
‘cos life is so much better when you spend it all online


[Bridge]

    Fm                    Ab             Bb                 Eb
a place where you can be yourself no matter if you’re geeky
       Fm                        Ab         Bb          Eb
find friends who share your hobbies even if they’re freaky
        Cm                      C
where every question in your head is answered in an instant
        F
who cares if you procrastinate your one shot at existence


[Instrumental]

Dbsus4     Db  (x2)
Bbsus4     Bb  (x2)


[Chorus]

      Eb   Fm    Gm      Fm
the internet is here
      Eb   Fm    Gm      Fm
the internet is great
          Eb             Fm     Gm   Fm
when you’ve got lots of followers
        Eb          F     Bb
who needs a real mate
       Ab       G     Cm      F
without the internet
      Ab      G                Cm     F
we never would have met
         Bb
we’d never be here on a stage doing things we might regret


[Dance Break]

G     Am     Bm        (le tap dancing)
G     Am     Bm        (le more tap dancing)
G     Am     Bm     Am
G     Am     Bm
C     B7     Em     A
C     B7     Em     A
D

        Cm                    Eb            F               Bb
who cares if you’re a loser and everybody knows it
     Cm                      Eb             F                    Bb
or if you spend your life drawing whiskers on your noses
Gm                         G
even if your chances of getting tanned are slim
          C
or if you live vicariously through the life of a sim

(Shotay Zolmo)
(cue showtune epicness)

Fm      Gm      Ab      Bb


[Chorus]

      Eb   Fm    Gm      Fm
the internet is here
      Eb   Fm    Gm      Fm
the internet is great
          Eb             Fm     Gm   Fm
when you’ve got lots of followers
        Eb          F     Bb
who needs a real mate

   Ab           G    Cm      F
it might be anti-social
      Ab             G        Cm    F
but these days that is fine
        Eb              Fm                     
‘cos life is so much better                    
Gm              Ab
life is so much better
Gm              Fm
life is so much better
             Bb
when you spend it all online


[Outro]

Eb   Fm     Gm     Ab
Bb   Bb     Eb