My Ugly taby ukulele według Cloudfodder

[Verse]
Cm                Fm
Please forgive my ugly I-
          Cm                     Fm
Should've picked to be born more lovely I-
                   Bb
Should've picked a face
                                G
That would've more easily won a place
                          Cm
For me in your heart rent-free
 
 
[Verse]
Cm                   Fm
Please forgive my dimensions I-
                  Cm                         Fm
Just should've designed myself for your bad intentions I-
                        Bb
Just should've picked a form
                               G
That would've made good mental porn
                         Gm
For all of your odd fantasies
 
 
[Chorus]
        G
I don't care if it hurts me
   Fm
I want to be worthy
    Cm                      Bb
The world to be thirsty for me
       G
I will grind night and day
       Fm
Like a cosmetic slave
            Cm                  Bb
'til you're 6 feet down bad for me
 
 
[Verse]
Cm                Fm
Please forgive my ugly I-
          Cm                     Fm
Should've picked to be born more lovely I-
                   Bb
Should've picked a face
                                G
That would've more easily won a place
                          Cm
For me in your heart rent-free
 
 
[Verse]
Cm                       Fm
And please forgive me my depression
                    Cm                             Fm
I just should've disguised the pain, plain with deception
                        Bb
And made sure you never see
              G
Any ugly from me
                       Gm
I know the pain it can bring
 
 
[Chorus]
        G
What a lovely desire
     Fm
To require the approval
    Cm                      Bb
Of strangers I know I'll never see
      G
But nonetheless I will grind night and day
       Fm
Like a cacophobic slave
            Cm                  Bb
'til you're 6 leagues down bad for me
 
 
[Bridge]
Cm
Don't my looks just say:
G                         Ab
"hey, I'm a winner at the game
              Gm
Ice up in my veins
Fm                    Cm
Skip my resume; irrelevant"
 
 
Cm
And don't you get the feeling:
G                            Ab
"They must be poggers at the game
                              Fm                          Cm
Elect 'em, just look at their face, age, weight, and elegance"
 
                                    Ab
Cause if I've learned anything that pays:
                      Cm
Stay safe inside the cage babe save face
      G                  F
That's where I'll put my wager
 
 
[Chorus]
Cm                 Fm
Please forgive my ugly I-
          Cm                     Fm
Should've picked to be born more lovely. I-
                   Bb
Should've picked a face
                                G
That would've more easily won a place
                          Cm
For me in your heart rent free
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