Sad taby ukulele według Bo Burnham

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C                         F
I met a homeless man named Rich
Am         G
Isn't that terrible
C                       F
I saw a flyer for a lost dog
Am                         G
and the dog didn't have any legs
C               F
I saw a diabetic kid
Am       G
Trick-or-treating
C                              F
I saw a giraffe who had a short neck
Am            G
That was sad or a deer
Em        F           C        G
I saw an old man get hit by a train
         Em                    F
He didn't see it in the pourin' rain
           C                               G     Em
He didn't hear me shout look out for the train
*pause*
Because I didn't say anything

*reapeat theme*

   C                       F
I saw a man with only one eye
Am       G
in a 3D movie
   C                F
I saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone
Am                        G
directly on his mothers corpse
   C                       F
I saw a kitten stuck in a tree
           Am                         G
then the kitten jumped off and hung itself
   C                     F
I saw a boy who had red hair

Am G
Em           F                   C          G
I went to a store lookin' for somethin' to buy
                     Em                     F
But they only sold paintings of the same sad guy
          C                 G
No wait, this store sells mirrors
           Em
See what I did there
*pause and silence*
LET'S ROCK

no

The world's so sad, bros

Pain, genocide, war, sexism, racism

But I gotta remember there's good things about it too

Like the fact that none of that's happening to me

Score

Still though it's hard not to be sad about it

How do y'all do it?

I've been telling you guys terribly sad things this whole song

You haven't been sad at all

You've been happy, no, you've been laughing

That's it laughter its the key to everything

It's the way to solve all the sadness in the world

I mean not the people who are actually sad

but the people like us who gotta fxckin' deal with 'em all the time

Being a comedian isn't being an insensitive prick capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses of the public, it's being a hero!

The world isn't sad

The world's funny

I get it now

I'm a sociopath!

   C                       F
I saw an old man slip and fall
Am                   G
Hey, what a fxcking idiot
   C                             F
I saw a woman at her daughters funeral

Ha ha ha
Am        G
Classic comedy!
C                        F
Everything that once was sad
Am           G
Is somehow funny now
C                  F
The holocaust and 9/11
Am                 G
That shxt's funny 24/7
Em                         F        C     G
'Cause tragedy's been exclusively joked about
              Em                  F
because my empathy is bummin' me out
C         G
Goodbye sadness
Em     C
Hello jokes