Kokopelli Face Tattoo taby ukulele według Andrew Jackson Jihad (Chwyty barytonu)

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I was a sexy little viper ruin 

in the corner of King Tut tomb
                           C D
when the hate train started
           G
going choo choo.


G
I was a rat on a burning ship

When we sunk, our fire got put out.
                                 Em C
It was just like the great plague,
                        D       
It's like the birth of underwear.


D C# C               D
     Hey dude I hate everything you do
G                             Em
But I'm trying really hard to not hate you
C               D                     G
Hating you won't make you suck any less

G  C  D  G

G
I was a wheel in a war machine

Now I'm a toilet in a restaurant
                        C   D 
Somebody's gotta do it
               G
I know my place


G
I was a baby killing Cadillac

Now I'm a drug induced heart attack
                     Em   C  
Somebody's gotta do it
               D
I know my place


D C# C               D
     Hey dude I hate everything you do
G                             Em
But I'm trying really hard to not hate you
C               D                     G
Hating you won't make you suck any less

G   C D   G  Em D C# C A

A
Have you ever wanted to be
C
Have you ever wanted wanted to see
        G              G#
Someone better, in the mirror
A                
Have you ever wanted to go
C
Have you ever wanted to know
          G                  B
Somewhere greener, me fucking neither!


      Em                 D            C    G F# G
I bet you got something beautiful in mind


G
They're gonna beat me till I'm black and blue

Give me a kokopelli face tattoo
                           Em    C
And I'll tell you a secret
                          G
Kreuz is German for Williams
G
In the blood cult of the mislead youth
                                       D     G
I've got a bad case of the yellow flashlight blues
                                Em
Let me tell you some weird shit
C                         D
There's gonna be a big old civil war inside my house tonight.


C              D
Hey dude I hate everything you do
G                             Em
But I'm trying really hard to not hate you
C               D                     G
Hating you won't make you suck any less