According To Our New Arrival Tabulatur von Gary Portnoy and Judy Hart Angelo (für Baryton)

C
Streaks on the china
                 F
never mattered before...

who cared?
          C
When you drop kicked your jacket
                                 G
as you came through through the door,

no one glared.
        F
But, sometimes things get

turned around,
    C          F
and no one's spared...
C               F
All hands look out below!
C                        F
There's a change in the status quo.
C
We're gonna need all the help
     C       F
that we can get,
C                  F        G        C
but we just might live the good life yet.
      C
The chips and the soda
                     F
made a night in the den so sweet,
         C
and the leftover pizza
                        G
made your breakfast at ten what a treat!
     F
But now we're dining at seven
          C     F
with the table set...
C
and we just might
F         G         C
live the good life yet.
E                            G    F
Life has a way of taking you by surprise...
F
Roll of the dice
             C
and you're living it up
C            F
giving it up!
  C             
Fight to the finish
                  F
never ended with tea,

no way!
          C  
And you shared all your troubles
                     G
with your friend the TV every day...
     F 
but now it seems this new regime
    C       F
is here to stay.
C                F
Get set for the last hurrah,
C                F
Moving on to the la-di-dah.
C
We're gonna need all the help
     C       F
that we can get!
C
According to our new arrival,
F
life is more than mere survival.
C
And we just might
F         G        C
live the good life yet...
C
We're on our way to realizin'
F
we're headed for a new horizon,
C                  F        G         C
and we just might live the good life yet!