Three Point One Four Tabulatur von Bloodhound Gang (für Baryton)

4 Im Lied verwendete Ukulelengriffe: D, A, Bm, G

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Künstler: 
Jahr:  2000
Schwierigkeit: 
3.25
(Anfänger)
Key: D, BmAkkorde
[Into - D D,D D,D D,D D, A A,A A,A A, Bm Bm,Bm Bm,Bm Bm,Bm Bm, G G,G G,G G]

D D
My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be,
A A
Most likely a dyke she just didn't
Bm Bm
excite me,
Lefty? Yeah but that was alright,
G G
She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright,
D D
My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony,
A A
I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company,
Bm Bm
Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her "L" now she's a flunky,
G G
So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys,
D D
Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word,
A A
So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd,
Bm Bm
I'm white which goes with everything but I can come in any color,
G G
And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother,
D D
But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy,
A A
And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies?
Bm Bm
Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat,
G G
gee, You know what I really want in a girl?
[No chords] Me,

D D A A
I need to find a new vagina,
Bm Bm G G
Any kind of new vagina,
D D
It's hard to rhyme a word
A A
like vagina,
Bm Bm G G
Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina,

[Solo same as intro]

D D
Women are like dog, doo, hear me through don't interrupt,
A A
It's just the older that they are the easier they get to pick-up,
Bm Bm
I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters,
G G
Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture,
D D
No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my cheese,
A A
Preferably for me fat-free American singles only,
Bm Bm
I want my next chick anorexic, the winner is the thinner,
G G
Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner,
D D
Like Sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat,
A A
If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap,
Bm Bm
Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don't play rough,
G G
No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up,
D D
Just independent like NOFX ,smart like Janeane Garafolo,
A A
She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know,
Bm Bm
Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System,
G G
gee, You know what I really want in a girl?
[No chords] Me,

D D A A
I need to find a new vagina,
Bm Bm G G
Any kind of new vagina,
D D A A
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina,
Bm Bm G G
Kevin Klein? Kind of South Carolina,

[Solo again]
D D A A Bm Bm G G D D
Vagina vagina vagina vagina,
A A Bm Bm G G D D
Vagina vagina vagina vagina.

[Final solo]

Tabulatur von , 05 Jan 2019

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