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7 Chords used in the song: G, B, Em, C, Cm, G7, Am
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Intro:
A|--------------------------|
E|-3-5-3---3-5---3-5--------|
C|--------------------------|
G|-------7-----4------4-----|
A|--------------------------|
E|-3-5-3---3-5---3---4------|
C|--------------------------|
G|-------7-----4---7--------|
A|------------------------3-|
E|-3-5-3---3-5---3-5------3-|
C|------------------------3-|
G|-------7-----4------4-----|
Verse:
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VOIP
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm 26 and I work in an office
9 til 5's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him
Chorus:
But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch Chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him,
Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
-nc-
Woo!
Interlude:
Verse:
Yeah, I've met Jared, (of course I've met Jared!)
The one that took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, cause you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
(I'm not gay though)
Interlude:
Bridge:
Cause she's living the dream (living the dream)
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were seventeen
She's living the dream (living the dream)
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were seventeen
How on earth can I be saved?
-nc-
When I'm one click away from insane
I just think that I deserve
a little bit of what I earned
I'm not gonna make another scene
the one I made when I was 23
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
Chorus:
But he's in your bed and I'm in your Twitch Chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
'Cause even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him,
Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
Interlude:
Outro:
I think about you everyday
So how on earth can I be saved
I think about him a lot as well
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell
Cause you're beauty
And you're grace
Your telephone calls are my favorite place
I want you to notice me
With no restraining order please
(Jason Derulo!) I want you to care
I want to smell your hair
Outro:
A|--------------------------|
E|-3-5-3---3-5---3-5--------|
C|--------------------------|
G|-------7-----4------4-----|
A|--------------------------|
E|-3-5-3---3-5---3---4------|
C|--------------------------|
G|-------7-----4---7--------|
A|------------------------3-|
E|-3-5-3---3-5---3-5------3-|
C|------------------------3-|
G|-------7-----4------4-----|
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About this song: Your New Boyfriend
“Your New Boyfriend” is the third song in the “E-Girl” series by Wilbur Soot. Originally teased in July on TommyInnit’s Twitch stream, the song was officially released on December 11th. Wilbur is also a streamer on Twitch, which is referenced in the lyrics, and the whole series contains satirical lyrics, poking fun at “simps” and “nice guys” online.The chorus was popular before the song was officially released, with the teaser being circulated on platforms like TikTok and Youtube. Read more on Last.fm.
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