Manticore Uke tab by Ninja Sex Party

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Way back in olden ancient Greece
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Lived a most ferocious beast
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With eyes of flame and teeth of steel
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On human flesh, it feasts

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Standing over 10 feet tall
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No man escaped its roar (ROAR!)
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Behold, my friends and foes alike
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The dreadful Manticore!

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Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!
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Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!

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The Manticore feels happiness
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Whenever you feel sad
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Because you got kicked in the junk
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The Manticore is glad

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The Manticore invented death
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And all things that are bad
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He'll kill your sister just for fun
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And make out with your dad

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Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!
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Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!

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He'll enroll you in the school of pain
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And then teach the class
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He'll kick your ass in with his feet
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And then he'll kick your feet with his gigantic ass
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Don't give him sass
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He ate a whole guy with his face and didn't even chew
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Turns out that guy was you
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And yet you're there
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There can only be one explanation
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And that's that you're a zombie
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Now I'm scared

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It's not like there wasn't enough on my mind
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With the Manticore

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Manticore, where are you now?
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Are you gone forever?

Oh! No, there you are.

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He'll steal your girlfriend in the night
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And then he'll steal your soul
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He'll have a threesome with them both
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That's just how he rolls

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You may want to cry out loud
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"Manticore, you are wrong!"
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Too bad he already killed your ass
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In the first verse of this song.

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Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!
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Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!
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Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!
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Manticore! Manticore! Manticore! Manticore!

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