Dick In A Box Uke tab by (empty) (Baritone Chords)

4 Chords used in the song: Dm7, E7, Am, Dm

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4.5
(Intermediate)
Key: AmChords
Hey girl
I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen

Dm7 Dm7 E7 E7 Am Am
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time
(Such a long time)
Dm7 Dm7 E7 E7 Am Am
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
Dm7 Dm7 E7 E7 Am Am
Wow, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
(Open wide)
Dm7 Dm7 E7 E7 Am Am
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
(What's on my mind)

Dm7 Dm7 E7 E7
A A gift real special,
Am Am
So take off the top
Dm7 Dm7
take a look inside
E7 E7 Am Am
It's my dick in a box
(It's in a box)

Dm7 Dm7 E7 E7
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
Am Am
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Dm7 Dm7 E7 E7
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Am Am
Girl, ya gotta know you're my shinin' star

--- E7
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
Am Am
A A girl like you needs somethin' real
Dm7 Dm7 E7 E7
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Am Am
Somethin' special girl

Dm7 Dm7 (let ring)
It's my dick in a box
E7 E7 Am Am
My dick in a box babe
Dm Dm
It's my dick in a box
E7 E7 Am Am
Ooh, my dick in a box girl

--- E7
See I'm wise enough to know
Am Am
When a gift needs givin', and I got just the one
Dm7 Dm7 E7 E7 Am Am
Somethin' to show ya that you are second to none

Dm7 Dm7 E7 E7
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
Am Am
It's easy to do just follow these steps:

(Dm7 Dm7) E7 E7
1, cut a hole in a box
Am Am
2, put your junk in that box
(Dm7 Dm7) E7 E7
3, make her open the box
Am Am
And that's the way you do it

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It's my dick in a box
Am Am
My dick in a box babe
Dm7 Dm7
It's my dick in a box
E7 E7 Am Am
Ooh, my dick in a box girl

(Dm7 Dm7) (E7 E7)
Christmas, dick in a box
(Am Am)
Hanukkah, dick in a box
(Dm7 Dm7) (E7 E7)
Kwanzaa, a dick in a box
Am Am
Every single holiday a dick in a box

Dm7 Dm7 E7 E7
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
Am Am
Mid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Dm7 Dm7 E7 E7 Am Am
Backstage at the CMA's, a dick in a box, yeah yeah yeah

(Outro)
My dick in a box
My dick in a box
My dick in a box

Uke tab by , 29 Aug 2011

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