Charmless Man Uke tab by Blur

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I met him in a crowded room

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Where people go to drink away their gloom

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He sat me down and so began, the story of a charmless man

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Educated the expensive way, he knows his claret from his beaujolais

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I think he's like to of been Ronnie Kray

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But then nature didn't make him that way



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He thinks he's educated, airs those family shares

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Will protect him that we will respect him

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He moves in circles of friends

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Who just pretend that they like him

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He does the same to them, And when you put it all together

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There's the model of a charmless man



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He knows the swingers and their calvarly

Says he can get in anywhere for free

I began to go a little cross eyed

And from this charmless man I just had to hide



He talks at speeds he gets nosebleeds

He doesn't see his days

Are tumbling down upon him

And yet he tries so hard to please

He's just so keen for you to listen

But no one is listening

And when you put it all together

There's the model of a charmless man