Kenneth Clarkes Beard taby ukulele według The Wombats (Chwyty barytonu)

E                            A       E                                   B
Kenneth Clarke's beard is wondrous place, there are thousands of people who 
live on his face

E                                     A               E    D
There are schools for the children and homes for the old, when you live in 
           B
a beard you never get cold
 
A                                E                 A
There's a theme-park, a circus, a lake and a zoo. On Kenneth Clarke's beard 
              B
there's just so much to do!

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I live in a place that's never been sheared, yes I live in Kenneth Clarke's 
E
beard.