Crunchy Roll, Take Me Home taby ukulele według Senzawa (Chwyty barytonu)

D                      Bm
Almost seven, time to leave work
A                                   G                          D
Hate my dumb boss, I think his name is Edward
                                Bm
My room is stinky, smells of cheese and weed
A                                   G                                D
I kiss my body pillow, and its time to yank my peen





D                     A
Crunchy roll, take me home
       Bm                       G
To my waifus, and my imoutos
D                  
She got pies and thighs, and tits with eyes
A
She only cost me 6.95$
        G                              D
OHhh im home, Crunchy roll





Bm         A                       D 
I see her in my dreams, shes 'bout as real as 2D can be
    G                          D                            A
Her warm embrace reminds me of my own mothers love
       Bm               C           
And coming to, I wipe my drool
G                           D                            
And shake myself and my morning woo-
A                                  A7
aaAAYE...... ahah....... AAADAAAAHHH!!!





              D                    A
Crunchy roll, take me home
       Bm           
To my wai-
(pause)
FAH-KING
Bm                     G
Waifus, and my imoutos
D                  
She got pies and thighs, but that aint-
(pause)
AH- FAK
D
She got pies and thighs, but that aint all
A
She got a heart so big, anyone would fall
        G         (slow to a stop)              
owoh-.......                     wat
Gm                     D
....CrUnCHY rOLLL!!!!





oki im done QwQ