Mr. Nothingoesright taby ukulele według Oliver Onions (Chwyty barytonu)

INTRO: E


Well I'm telling no lie,
everytime that I try
to do anything right I end up in a fight
nearly everynight and the lady I'm with

                             B
well she usually says... goodbye
it's amazing that I ever ever get by
what happens to me, I think you'll agree,
like dinner for two well what would you do
I ask for the bill and to my despair

                 E
my money's not there
mr nothingoesright, (everything's wrong)
nothinggoesright (leave him alone),

                                                B
let me go home... (look at him now, leave him alone to cry)
even at school I was the fool
breaking my neck oh what the heck, (mr nothingoesright)

                                                  E
everything's wrong (leave him alone and he'll go home)


              A                  Bbdim
I'm tired of livin' I think I'll give in

              E                C#m
cause I just keep on hurting myself

            A                 Bbdim
I'm going crazy I'm tired and lazy

           E
and so to keep out of trouble

   B                     E
I won't even get out my bed

(x2)

E

Take a look at me now (what have you done?),
show you how (having some fun?),                   B
I'll do it again... (look at him now, playing the game of fools)
nothing goes right and it's so wrong
even in trying to sing this song... (sing it again)

                                                E
I'll sing it again, sing it again and we'll go home
it's a terrible shame (...),
am I to blame? (making mistakes)     B
look at me now (he's been trying so hard)
nothing goes right and it's so wrong
even in trying to sing this song,          E
sing it again, sing it again and we'll go home


              A                  Bbdim
I'm tired of livin' I think I'll give in

              E                C#m
cause I just keep on hurting myself

            A                 Bbdim
I'm going crazy I'm tired and lazy

           E
and so to keep out of trouble

   B                     E
I won't even get out my bed

(ad libitum)