60% taby ukulele według Nofx (Chwyty barytonu)

A                     F#m
 I'm not here to entertain you
                                 D
I'm here to meet my friend the Russian
                E               A
The Irish, the German, the Columbian
 
                       F#m
I don't care how bad I fuck up
                             D
I care about how fucked up I get
                E
I'm not your clown
 
            A
I'm your dealer
                                  F#m
And I'm holding three bindles of bullshit
                                         D
And you're buyin' them 'cause you are addicted
       E                A
To the pure and totally uncut
 
Bm                E
I'm not here to amuse you
                     A
I'm here to abuse my body
    G                       F#m
I'm here because old habits die hard
    E                           Bm
And seriously, what else am I supposed to do?
                       E
This isn't my job, my hobby, my habit
                              A   A A   A
It's sad, but this is my life
 
A                       F#
Welcome to our mission statement
             D
Total self-debasement
    E              A
And not giving our all
 
Watch us Fall!
 
                       F#
It's not that we don't pull it
                  D             E              A
It's just that we only give about 60 or so percent
 
B                       E
Would you rather be fed bullshit
     A                                 F#
From some 20-something, makeup wearing, popstar
 
B                         E
"This one goes out to all our fans all over the world
A                        F#
Without you, we'd just be us.
                 B
So, I just wanna say thank you!
            E
We fuckin' love you, Modesto!"
 
Fuck you!

A                         F#
And you're takin' it easy before the show
                      D
So you won't lose your voice
        E                   A
And disappoint your fans routine
                              F#
And you don't care about the children
                   D
You don't even know them
        E               A
All you know is their money