Scheiße (scheibe) taby ukulele według Lady GAGA

[Intro]
N.C.
I don't speak German, but I can if you like, ow!
Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent madre monstère
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, begun be üske but-bair
Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent üste monstère
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, fräulein uske-be clair

      Am      C
Ich schleiban austa be clair, 
            Am       C
es kumpent madre monstère
       Am           C
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, 
         Am       C
begun be üske but-bair
               Am      C
Ich schleiban austa be clair, 
           Am       C
es kumpent üste monstère
        Am          C
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, 
         Am      C
fräulein uske-be clair
      Am      C
Ich schleiban austa be clair, 
            Am       C
es kumpent madre monstère
       Am           C
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, 
         Am       C
begun be üske but-bair
               Am      C
Ich schleiban austa be clair, 
           Am       C
es kumpent üste monstère
        Am          C
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, 
         Am      C
fräulein uske-be clair

[Verse 1]
              Am     C
I'll take you out tonight, 
          Am     Em7
say whatever you like
              Am    C         
Scheiße, scheiße be mine, 
           Am   Em7
scheiße be mine
         Am      C
Put on a show tonight, 
         Am     Em7
do whatever you like
              Am     C
Scheiße, scheiße be mine, 
           Am   Em7
scheiße be mine (Scheiße be mine)

[Pre-Chorus]
Em Am
      When I'm on a mission
Em Am
      I rebuke my condition
Em Am
      If you're a strong female
Em Am
      You don't need permission

[Chorus]
 F                      C
(I) I wish that I could dance on a single prayer
 Em                     Am
(I) I wish I could be strong without somebody there
 F                      C
(I) I wish that I could dance on a single prayer
 Em                     Am
(I) I wish I could be strong without the scheiße, yeah
 F              C
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Without the scheiße, yeah
 Em             Am
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Without the scheiße, yeah
 F              C
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Without the scheiße, yeah
 Em             Am
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Without the scheiße, yeah
(I don't speak German, but I wish I could, ow!)
Am
 Without the scheiße

[Post-Chorus]
      Am      C
Ich schleiban austa be clair, 
            Am       C
es kumpent madre monstère
       Am           C
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, 
         Am       C
begun be üske but-bair
               Am      C
Ich schleiban austa be clair, 
           Am       C
es kumpent üste monstère
        Am          C
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, 
         Am      C
fräulein uske-be clair

[Verse 2]
          Am   C
Love is objectified 
            Am     Em7
by what men say is right
              Am     C
Scheiße, scheiße be mine, 
            Am                Em7
bullshit be mine (bullshit be mine)
                   Am.  C
Blonde high-heeled feminists, 
             Am       Em7
enlisting femmes for this
             Am   C
Express your womankind, 
               Am
fight for your right 
                Em7
(Fight for your right)

[Pre-Chorus]
 Em  Am
(Ah, ah) When I'm on a mission
 Em  Am
(Ah, ah) I rebuke my condition
 Em  Am
(Ah, ah) If you're a strong female
 Em  Am
(Ah, ah) You don't need permission

[Chorus]
 F                      C
(I) I wish that I could dance on a single prayer
 Em                     Am
(I) I wish I could be strong without somebody there
 F                      C
(I) I wish that I could dance on a single prayer
 Em                     Am
(I) I wish I could be strong without the scheiße, yeah
 F              C
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Without the scheiße, yeah
 Em             Am
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Without the scheiße, yeah
 F              C
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Without the scheiße, yeah
 Em             Am
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Without the scheiße, yeah
(I don't speak German, but I wish I could, ow!)
Am
 Without the scheiße

[Bridge]
 Em  Am
(Ah, ah) I-I-I-I
 Em  Am
(Ah, ah) I-I-I-I don't speak German
 Em  Am
(Ah, ah) I-I-I-I-I
 Em  Am
(Ah, ah) But I can if you like
 Em  Am
(Ah, ah) I-I-I-I
 Em  Am
(Ah, ah) I-I-I-I don't speak German
 Em  Am
(Ah, ah) I-I-I-I-I
 Em  Am
(Ah, ah) But I can if you like

[Chorus]
 F                      C
(I) I wish that I could dance on a single prayer
 Em                     Am
(I) I wish I could be strong without somebody there
 F                      C
(I) I wish that I could dance on a single prayer
 Em                     Am
(I) I wish I could be strong without the scheiße, yeah
 F              C
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Without the scheiße, yeah
 Em             Am
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Without the scheiße, yeah
 F              C
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Without the scheiße, yeah
 Em             Am
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Without the scheiße, yeah
(I don't speak German, but I wish I could, ow!)
Am
 Without the scheiße

[Post-Chorus]
      Am      C
Ich schleiban austa be clair, 
            Am       C
es kumpent madre monstère
       Am           C
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, 
         Am       C
begun be üske but-bair
               Am      C
Ich schleiban austa be clair, 
           Am       C
es kumpent üste monstère
        Am          C
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, 
         Am      C     Am
fräulein uske-be clair