You Wouldn't Know taby ukulele według Jonathan Coulton (Chwyty barytonu)

Rytmy: d-d-d-du

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Funny story, I forgot how much of a
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Big fat mess you are
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I've been busy doing science
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It's been tons of fun so far
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Everything clean, nothing on fire 
         G     A
All by myself, finally



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Things change when they don't replace your core... It feels 
D       Bm                 G       Em  A
So strange not to hate you anymore
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But you wouldn't know, would you?



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I was saying this to Batman
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Oh, he was here the other day
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Maybe you know him, he's a big deal
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But I don't think of him that way
Em          G                 Em
He's just a friend, someone I trust
            G     A
Someone who won't kill me



D       Bm                 G            Em  A
I'm fine, just in case you think I'm not... I am
D      Bm                     G               Em  A
This time I'm better with the friends I've got
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But you wouldn't know, would you?



G
I don't mean for this to sting
Em 
I forgive you everything 
Gbm
You monster
G
I can guess the reasons why
Em
You are never coming by for...
D    Bm    G    Em A
Meee...
D    Bm    G    Em A
-eeeeee...


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I should go, there's something happening 
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That will make you wish you'd stayed
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There's a party with a real cake
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Yes it's real, a cake I made
Em          G                Em
Talking and fun, testing and fun
            G        A
All of this fun, without you



D      Bm                  G          Em  A
Too bad, you let it get so out of hand... How much 
D     Bm          G         Em  A
We had, finally I understand
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But you wouldn't know, would you?
Bb           F     A
You wouldn't know, would you?