The Internet Is Everywhere taby ukulele według Jeff Rosenstock (Chwyty barytonu)

Intro
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I want you to know I'm glad you're not dead.
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All the hate in my heart has gone out of my head.
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It took me some time but I understand
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That I made enemies where I should have stayed friends,
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'Cause it's way too much work to hate your old friends.

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I want you to know that I'll be alright
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If you feel like I do and you're over the fight
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Sure, there are times when I can't get by
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But show me a person who always feels fine
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And I'll show you a lying sack of shit.

B              E
But oh, I know
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I wouldn't think about me too
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But the smallest things make me remember you
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And it's hard when I know we were such good friends
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And it's hard when I know that we can never be friends.

Whistle interlude:
A    D    A
F#   E     A

B              E
But oh, I know
Dbm                                 F#m
I wouldn't think about me too
            D                      E                             F#m
But the smallest things make me remember you
            D                      E                             F#m
But the smallest things make me remember you
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D          A
I said the smallest things make me remember you

F#m    E      A

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There are nights when I miss my friends
F#m
When I look through old pictures
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Think about you again.
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And I hope that you're happy that I'm not dead
F#m                                    E                A
And we both ended up kinda okay in the end.