The Internet Is For Porn taby ukulele według Avenue Q (Chwyty barytonu)

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The internet is really really great.

For porn!
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I got a fast connection so I don't have to wait.

For porn!
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There's allways some new site.

For porn.
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I browse all day and night.

For porn.
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It's like i'm surfing at the speed of light!

FOR PORN!!!
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The internet is for porn!
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The internet is for porn!
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Why you think the net was born?
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Porn,
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Porn!
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PORN!