Oasis taby ukulele według Amanda Palmer (Chwyty barytonu)

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When I got to the party they gave me a forty
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And I must have been thirsty cos I drank it so quickly
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When I got to the bedroom there was somebody waiting
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And it isn't my fault that the barbarian raped me
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When I went to get tested I brought along my best friend
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Melissa Mahoney (who had once been molested)
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And she knew how to get there, she knew all the nurses
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They were all really friendly but the test came back positive Uh-Oh

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I've had better days but I don't care
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Cos I just sent a letter in the mail

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When I got my abortion I brought along my boyfriend
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We got there an hour before the appointment
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And outside the building there were all these annoying
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Fundamentalist Christians but we tried to ignore them

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I've had better days but I don't care
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Cos I just sent a letter in the mail
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When vacation was over the word was all over
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That I was a crackwhore (Melissa had told them)
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And so now we're not talking, except we have tickets
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To see Blur in October and I think we're still going

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I've had better days but i don't care
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Cos I just got a letter in the mail
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Oasis sent a photograph it's autographed and everything 
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Melissa's gonna wet herself I swear