Ironic Updated taby ukulele według Alanis Morissette (Chwyty barytonu)

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An old friend sends you a Facebook request
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You only find out they’re racist after you accept
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There’s free office cake on the first day of your diet
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It’s like they announce a new iPhone the day after you buy it
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And isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?
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It’s like swiping left on your future soulmate
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It’s a Snapchat that you wish you had saved
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It’s a funny tweet that nobody faves
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And who would’ve thought it figures

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It’s a traffic jam when you try to use Waze
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A no-smoking sign when you brought your vape
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It’s 10,000 male late-night hosts when all you want is just one woman, seriously!
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It’s singing the duet of your dreams, and then Alanis Morissette shouting at you
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And isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?
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A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think

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It’s like you’re first class on a Southwest plane
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Then you realize that every seat is the same
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It’s like Amazon but your package never came
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And who would’ve thought it figures

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It’s like Netflix but you own DVDs
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It’s a free ride but your Uber’s down the street
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It’s singing “Ironic,” but there are no ironies
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And who would’ve thought it figures