What If God Smoked Cannabis Uke tab by Stephen Lynch (Baritone Chords)

5 Chords used in the song: Em, Cadd9, G, D, C

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Difficulty: 
3.5
(Intermediate)
Key: G, EmChords
Original key: +1.0 step(s) (original tuning)
Chord progression arranged for the Ukulele
Em Em - Cadd9 Cadd9 - G G - D D

Em Em Cadd9 Cadd9 G G D D
If god had long hair and a goatee
Em Em C C
And if his eyes were pretty glazed
G G D D
If he looked spaced out
Em Em Cadd9 Cadd9 G G D D
Would you buy his story, Would you believe he had
Em Em Cadd9 Cadd9 G G D D
an eye infection?


Cadd9 Cadd9 G G D D
And yeah yeah god looks baked
Cadd9 Cadd9 G G D D
Yeah yeah god smells good
Cadd9 Cadd9 D D
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Em Em Cadd9 Cadd9 G G D D
What if god smoked cannabis?
Em Em Cadd9 Cadd9 G G D D
Hit the bong like some of us
Em Em Cadd9 Cadd9
Drove a tie-dyed microbus
G G D D
And he subscribes to rolling stone

If god made this place, in the beginning
Did he plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So they'd be hungry for the apple
That the snake was always offering

And yeah yeah god rolls great
Yeah yeah god smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if god smoked cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz?
When he made the platypus
When he created earth our home
Does he like pearl jam or the stones?

And do you think he rolls his own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe he sits and smokes a bong.

Uke tab by , 08 Sep 2009

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