Half A Man Uke tab by Stephen Lynch (Baritone Chords)

4 Chords used in the song: E, G, D, C

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Artist: 
Year:  2000
Difficulty: 
4.25
(Intermediate)
Key: G, Am, EmChords
Original key: +1.5 step(s) (original tuning)
Chord progression arranged for the Ukulele
Verse 1:
G G
All my days,
A# A# F F G G
I live with my disgrace
A# A# F F G G
I'm afraid to show my face
A# A# F F D# D#
Or at least take off my underwear...


G G
See I was born
A# A# F F G G
Like a half way neutered pet
A# A# F F G G
I don't have a matching set
A# A# F F
It's a part of me
D# D#
That just aint there

Please, don't stare


Chorus
G G A# A#
Well I'm a gambling man with out two dice
G G A# A#
I'm like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice
G G A# A#
Oh to have two testis would be so nice
F F D# D# G G
But I'm half a man
F F D# D# G G
Yeah, I'm half a man


Verse2
G G
Wanna die
A# A# F F G G
end it all, just call it quits
A# A# F F G G
I can't find a cup that fits
A# A# F F D# D#
And at baseball games I feel so dumb
D# D#
When I hear "ball one?


G G
Oh, my God
A# A# F F G G
How could you have been so cruel
A# A# F F G G
To give me one family jewel
A# A# F F D# D#
And the one that's there must feel so sad
D# D#
He's a lonely nad

Chorus 2
G G A# A#
Well I'm a marathon runner with just one leg
G G A# A#
I'm a fallopian tube with just one egg
G G
Oh, I want another testi
A# A#
Do I have to beg?
F F D# D# G G
I'm half a man
F F D# D# G G
Yeah, im half a man


Bridge
G G..A#...G...A#...G...A#...F...D#
kinda like chorus

Chorus 3
G G A# A#
Well I'm a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum
G G A# A#
And I'm a Siskel and an Gbert with just one thumb
G G A# A#
And I'm a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum
F F D# D# G G
I'm just half a man
F F D# D# G G
Yeah, I'm half a man

Uke tab by , 15 Jul 2009

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