Straight Hey Bitch Uke tab by Amanda Palmer (Baritone Chords)

6 Chords used in the song: Dm, C, Em, F, G, D

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3.67
(Intermediate)
Key: C, AmChords
Dm Dm                 C C
There is a boy in a band
Dm Dm
who is friends with my ex-boyfriends
C C
high school friend, Christian
Dm Dm C C
A A very nice gentleman.
Dm Dm
He seems to know me
C C
but I can't remember him
Em Em
good god forgive me,
C C F F C C
I'm out of my element

C C Em Em
And I can't seem to them all straight
C C G G
I've forgotten which people I like
D D
and which people I hate and I'm waiting
C C Em Em
for someone to shake me and say:
Em Em C C Em Em
Hey bitch, your wish is my command.
Em Em C C
Just smile and nod we'll under
F F C C
Standing infront of the sink
F F
I believe I've been tricked
C C F F C C
into thinking I'm sick when I'm actually generous.

F F C C
No use expecting the worst
F F
let the thing run its course
C C
and in time you'll look back thinking
F F C C
God, how hilarious!

C C Em Em
And I can't seem to keep them all straight.
C C G G
I've forgotten which ones I should skip
D D
and which ones I should take and I'm waiting
C C Em Em
for someone to shake me and say:
Em Em C C
Hey bitch! Don't quit
Em Em
You're almost there.
C C F F
Dont give up now make friends instead
C C F F C C
of going out go home instead of going down
Em Em
go back to bed



F F C C
There is a man on the phone
F F
Who's convinced I'm alone
C C
And I try to convince the poor guy
F F C C
that it's way too late.
F F
He seems to like me
C C Em Em
but I can't relate I would like to get closer
C C F F C C
But Christ all the time it takes.

C C Em Em
And I can't seem to keep myself straight
C C G G
I've forgotten which feelings to show
D D
and which feelings to fake and I'm waiting
C C Em Em
for someone to shake me and say:
Em Em C C
HEY BITCH! Nice tits!
Em Em
You're broke but then
C C
you're rich in love.
F F
You're great in bed!
C C
You'll see the world
F F
You'll knock 'em dead.
C C F F
And all the thick books that you've read
C C Em Em F F
will count for nothing in the end.

Uke tab by , 31 Jul 2013

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