California Christmastime (crazy Ex-girlfriend) Uke tab by Themes (Baritone Chords)

15 Chords used in the song: B, Eb, Abm, Dbm, F#, E, Ebm, Ab, F#m, Em, Db, F, Bbm, Fm, Bb

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B B
. B B Eb Eb Abm Abm
Well, you can take your snow and shove it
. Dbm Dbm B B F# F#
This is our Christmas, and we love it
. B B Eb Eb E E
It's a hundred degrees, this elf is Vietnamese
. F# F#
That's the way that California does it

. B B Eb Eb Abm Abm
Even our Santa has a suntan
. Dbm Dbm B B F# F#
He's also an unemployed stuntman
. B B Eb Eb
Is he even awake?
. E E
"Yeah, I'm just really baked."
. F# F#
If he can be Santa Claus, anyone can

E E F# F#
California Christmastime
. Ebm Ebm Ab Ab
It's just a Golden State of mind
Dbm Dbm F# F# F#m F#m
Chet's nuts roasting in the bright sunlight
. B B
"Put on some pants Chet!"

. E E F# F#
And what would Christmas be without
. Ebm Ebm Ab Ab
Historically low mountain snow causing staggering drought
. Dbm Dbm F# F# Ebm Ebm
But hey, this eggnog fro-yo's super tight
. Ab Ab
Super tight!
. Dbm Dbm
'Cause this is California
. F# F# B B
And we do Christmas right
. E E Em Em
California Christmastime

. B B Eb Eb Abm Abm
Don we now our surf apparel
. Dbm Dbm B B F# F#
And we have our own kind of Christmas Carol
. B B Eb Eb
It's this chick named Carol
. E E
She does henna tattoos
. B B
Carol's fifty, but no judgement
. F# F#
She's still finding herself
"We're all finding ourselves!"

. Db Db F F Bbm Bbm
Okay, there is no easy answer
. Ebm Ebm Db Db Ab Ab
For our high rates of skin cancer
Db Db F F
It took my dad's life
. F# F#
"And it killed my wife."
Ab Ab
Hang ten, Rudolph and Prancer!

F# F# Ab Ab
California Christmastime
Fm Fm Bb Bb
We gather 'round and sing songs by Sublime
. Ebm Ebm Ab Ab Abm Abm Db Db
And all our local reggae bands are white

. F# F# Ab Ab
The kids get lots of toys on Christmas morn
. Fm Fm Bb Bb
'Cause daddy makes big bucks directing porn
. Ebm Ebm Ab Ab Fm Fm
They may have gonorrhoea but at least it's not frostbite!
. Bb Bb
It's not frostbite
. Ebm Ebm
'Cause this is California
. Ab Ab Db Db
And we do Christmas right

. F# F#
California Christmastime
. F#m F#m Db Db
California Christmastime
. F# F#
California Christmastime
. F#m F#m Db Db
California Christmastime
. F# F#
California Christmastime
. F#m F#m Db Db
California Christmastime
. F# F#
California Christmastime
. F#m F#m Db Db
California Christmastime

 

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