Warsh_tippy And Zelda Tabulatur von Whatever, Dad

[Warsh]

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Last night I dreamt we did our laundry together
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And we were singing the same song  While we folded our clothes
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As I recall, you looked like a total doofus, which is pretty accurate
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So, I woke up feeling sad

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'Cause it never happened
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'Cause it never happened
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'Cause it never happened
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'Cause it never happened

[Interlude with voicemails]

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[Tippy and Zelda]

D                                
Hold the door for Tippy and Zelda
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To the basement floor with a song or two
D
Happy birthday and hail this country
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Howling to an electric moon
Em
Tippy sleeps and Zelda's shrinking
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Perhaps, one day, they'll meet once more,
D
But for now, Zelda's heart's still laughing
Em                          G        D
And when I see her, I will hold the door