The Whole "being Dead" Thing Tabulatur von Themes

22 Im Lied verwendete Ukulelengriffe: F#, D, B, A, G#, F#m, G#m, Bm, C#, E, Gm, D#, C, Cm, G, F, Dm, D#m, A#m, G7, Fm, A#

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[BETELGEUSE, sung]
F# F#
Hey, folks! Begging your pardon!
D D
‘Scuse me! Sorry to barge in
B B A A
Now let’s skip the tears and start on the whole
G# G#
Y’know

Being dead thing

F#m F#m
You’re doomed! Enjoy the singing
D D
The sword of Damocles is swinging
B B
And if I hear your cell-phone ringing
A A
I’ll kill you myself
G#m G#m
The whole being dead thing!

Bm Bm
Death can get a person stressed
F# F#
“We should have carpe’d way more diems

Now we’re never gonna see ‘em!"
G#m G#m
I can show you what comes next
C# C#
So don’t be freaked
D D
Stay in your seats

I do this bullshit, like, eight times a week!
C# C#
So just relax, you’ll be fine

Drink your fifty-dollar wine

And take a breath!



[ENSEMBLE]

Welcome to a show about death!


[BETELGEUSE]
F# F#
You’re…
E E
You’re gonna be fine…
B B
On the other side…
F# F#
DIE! YOU’RE ALL GONNA DIE! YOU’RE ALL GONNA DIE!
F# F#
I'll...
E E
I’ll be your guide...
B B
To the other side…

[ENSEMBLE]
D D C# C#
Oh, and full disclosure: It’s a show about death!


[BETELGEUSE]
Gm Gm
Everybody gets on fine here
D# D#
Like Rodgers, Hart, and Hammerstein here
C C
The women’s bathroom has no line here

Just...
N.C.
Pee where you want!
A A
The whole being dead thing!
Gm Gm
You’re just gonna love the folks here
D# D#
Yeah, I know you’re woke, but you can take a joke here!
C C
And every show I do, like, a TON of coke here

The whole-

[heavy sniffing]

PAH-HAH! The whole being dead thing!

Cm Cm
Nobody is bullet-proof!
G G
“I work out, I eat clean!”
Gm Gm F F
Jesus, pass the Dramamine
Cm Cm
Time to face the brutal truth:
Dm Dm
‘Cause we’re all on a hitlist

Might not live ‘till Christmas

Choke to death on Triscuits

Hey, that’s just statistics
D# D#
So take a little break here
G#m G#m
Kinda like a wake here
D#m D#m
The scenery is fake here
D# D# D#m D#m
But there's a giant snake here!

|Gm| |Gm| |Gm| |A#m| |C#|


[ENSEMBLE]
D# D#
Welcome to a show about death!

[BETELGEUSE]
G G
You’re…
G7 G7
You’re gonna be fine…

THANK YOU!
D D
On the other side…

HOW YOU DOIN’?
C C
Woah! Not good!
G G F F
Ba-be-ba-ba-be-bo-boo-bap-boop!

Fm Fm
I’ll…
D#m D#m
I’ll be your guide!
A# A# C C
To the other side!
N.C.
Seriously, though, this is a show about-


[ENSEMBLE]
A#m A#m Fm Fm
Death is taboo, but it’s hardly something new
A#m A#m
There’s nothing medical professionals can do
F F Fm Fm
'Cept maybe just bill you

[BETELGEUSE, spoken]

If you die while listening to this album
F F D# D#
It's still gonna keep playing

[ENSEMBLE]
A#m A#m
There’s no destiny or fate
Fm Fm
Just a terrifying wait
A#m A#m
Filled with people that you hate
D# D# C C
And on a certain date, the universe kills you!

[BETELGEUSE]

N.C.
That’s the thing with life:
A# A#
No-one makes it out alive!
C C D D Cm Cm
Toss that body in the pit
G G
“Gosh, it’s awful, ain’t it tragic?”
F F
“Blah, blah, Bible Jesus magic.”
Cm Cm
When you’re dead, who gives a shit?
Gm Gm
No pilates, no more yoga!

“Namaste”, you freakin’ posers

Cm Cm
From the cradle to cremation
A# A#
Death just needs a little conversation!
D D
I have mastered the art (Dies Irae!)
D# D# D D
Of tearing convention apart (Dies Irae!)

D D
So, how about we all make a start (Dies Irae!)
G# G# D D G G
On the whole being dead thing!

[ALL]
D D G G
God, I hope you’re ready for a show about death!

Tabulatur von , 09 Feb 2020

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