Mega Martial Problems Tabulatur von Starbomb

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Dm chordDm C chordC
Hello Mega Man und Mrs Mega Man
Bb chordBb
Welcome to couples' therapy I am Dr Wily

A chordA
Doctor Willy You're a therapist now
Dm chordDm
But you're evil and bent on world domination


Dm chordDm
Not anymore those days are behind me
Dm chordDm A chordA
Don't question it Shut up Just tell me the problem over this hot beat


Okay

Dm chordDm
Well you see Doc I got a pretty nice life
Dm chordDm
A chordA mega house with two kids and a hot mega wife
Dm chordDm
But I got a little problem with my android bride
A chordA
When it comes to making love she's never satisfied



Dm chordDm
We've been f king for decades sex has gotten routine
Dm chordDm
We gotta spice that shit up I'm not a total machine
Dm chordDm Bb chordBb
I'm sick of all the romance and the cuddles and the love
A chordA
It's time to get dirty and do all the weird stuff
Dm chordDm C chordC Am chordAm G chordG
It would be seeming to me that the problem here
Dm chordDm C chordC G chordG
Is you don't listen to your wife she is being clear
Dm chordDm C chordC
But she says the same thing like a tape recorder


Am chordAm G chordG
Quiet the doctor is talking there must be order
Dm chordDm Gm chordGm A chordA
Sorry I'm I'm not evil anymore
Dm chordDm C chordC Am chordAm G chordG
You must beat the Robot Masters to acquire skills
Dm chordDm C chordC G chordG
And then use them on your wife when she is getting drilled
Dm chordDm C chordC Am chordAm G chordG
Maybe she likes shocks from Elec Man's beam
Dm chordDm Gm chordGm
Or get burned by fireballs
A chordA
She's a freaky man's dream

Dm chordDm
Is that what you want hon a Robot Master


C chordC
Get out and do it you stupid bastard
Bb chordBb
Your marriage would be healthy like pure spring water
A chordA
Now leave my office before you are slaughtered


Dm chordDm
Fine I'll kick ass if it saves my marriage
Dm chordDm
For the satisfaction of my lady's undercarriage
Dm chordDm
First I'll take out Fire Man not much of a test
A chordA
Oh your weakness is ice I would've never fuckin' guessed
Dm chordDm
Now Ice Man is here this shouldn't take up too much time
Dm chordDm
Oh is your weakness fire You just blew my fuckin' mind
Dm chordDm Bb chordBb
I cut Cut Man and he's gonna need stitches
A chordA
Bomb and Elec Man just went down like little bitches


Dm chordDm C chordC Am chordAm G chordG
Wait you douchebag I'm gonna end your life
Dm chordDm C chordC G chordG
I am Mega Man Zero and I'm here to plow your wife
Dm chordDm C chordC Am chordAm G chordG
I bring sex moves from the future and my skills are vast
Dm chordDm Gm chordGm A chordA
Like my Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cum Blast Oh
Dm chordDm C chordC Am chordAm G chordG
Women can't resist my blonde flowing locks
Dm chordDm C chordC
I'll slap a stamp right on my package
G chordG
And deliver your wife the cock
Dm chordDm C chordC Am chordAm G chordG
My shiny armor is red the color of victory
Dm chordDm Gm chordGm A chordA
While your fruity suit is blue like your balls will soon be


Dm chordDm
Wait what are you doing


Bb chordBb A chordA
Mega dick activate


Dm chordDm
So Mega Man harnessed all the powers of the masters
C chordC
And killed Zero with his mega laser schlong blaster
Bb chordBb
And then he banged his wife until she screamed Yes more
A chordA
Then she loved him again cause she's a shallow whore
Dm chordDm
Sorry that was misogynistic

She is a whore though

 

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