What She's Got Tabulatur von Ray Jessel

C
I met this girl
        D
She's just great
       F          C 
This girl I just adore.
              D
The problem is 
                 C
She has much more
     D                    G
Than i had bargained for 



                     C                     Bm  
She's got that style, she's got that smile
                  Bb                  A
She's got the walk, she's got the talk
                    Dm                     F/G
She's got that zing, there's just one thing 

She's got a PENIS
  C     G


                   C          Bm 
She's got the flare, knows what to wear
                Bb           A
She got that face, that girl has grace,
               Dm        G  
She's get pizzaz, too bad she has 
  C     G
A penis 
  C     G
She's got a penis


F
there's always some failure always some flaw 
C
Ain't that what they call murphy's law, 
D
but male genitalia  is where  I drew the line, 
G
besides her's is bigger than mine.
Dm      B/Eb             Em A
my life's a mess cause under that dress she's got a 

Dm   G  C
P-E-N-I-S
C
YES!