Royal Jelly Tabulatur von John C. Reilly

This should match up perfect with the guitar played on the track.
Happy strumming

Capo the 2nd

Fadd9 = 0010 similar to F but G string is open

Intro: C Fadd9 C Fadd9 Am G C

    C                  Fadd9            C            Fadd9           G 
Mailboxes drip like lampposts in the twisted birth canal of the coliseum
   Fadd9                          G
Rim job fairy teapots mask the temper tantrum
                  C
O' say can you see 'em
    F                                     G
Stuffed cabbage is the darling of the Laundromat
          C                             Fadd9
'N the sorority mascot sat with the lumberjack
    Fadd9          F               Dm          C               G
Pressing passing stinging half synthetic fabrication of his-- Time
      C                Fadd9    C                Fadd9         G
The mouse with the overbite explained how the rabbits were ensnared
         Fadd9                             Am
'N the skinny scanty sylph trashed the apothecary diplomat
  Dm                                                 G       C
Inside the three-eyed monkey within inches of his toaster oven life

       Am      F
In my mind
           C
I'm half blind
       Am      F
My inner ref
           C
Is mostly deaf
           Am         F
I'm smell impaired
         C
If you cared
     C                 Fadd9          C             Fadd9
My sense of taste is wasted on the phosphorescent orange peels of San 
   C       Fadd9          G
Francisco axe-encrusted frenzy

            C
So let me touch you
         G
Let me touch you
         C
Let me touch you
         F
Let me touch you
          C        G       C   
Where the Ro-yal Jelly gets made

Transition: C Fadd9 Am Fadd9 Am G C


C      Fadd9                 C               Fadd9
Coleratura singers bringing weeds and social clingers
        C            Fadd9
Hangers-on and fancy flingers
         G
To the dress ball
Fadd9
Mushrooms and bowling pins
F                                G
Stove pipe hats and other things I can't recall
              C
From Juvenile hall
Fadd9                G
We're so unlucky and stuff
C                              Fadd9                              
Woodrow Wilson never had it so tough
Fadd9           F          Dm
Dairy Queen and Vaseline and Maybelline
C               G
Paul Bunyan and James Dean

C        Fadd9           C          Fadd9
Allegory agencies of pre-Raphaelite paganry
C              Fadd9
And Shenandoah tapestries
C                  Fadd9
Compared with good mahogany
C              Fadd9            G
Collapsing the undying postcard romance
F
With feline perspicacity
F
By the university
Dm
That night I held a paucity
Dm
Which you deemed common courtesy
f
I wasn't what you thought I'd be
G                            C
I shouldn't have invited you to dance

      Am      F
In my tree
            C
I'm halfway free
          Am      F
And in my chair
            C
One quarter there
      Am      F
In my dream

              C
One-sixteenth cream
C                    Fadd9
In the coffee of the Courtier
       C         Cadd             G
Of the sycophant assistant to the king

          C
So let me touch you
       G
Let me touch you
       C
Let me touch you
       Fadd9
Let me touch you

           C  G    Am    Fadd9  C       G    C       
Where the Ro  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  yal Jelly gets made
C Fadd9  C  Fadd9  Am   G   C...