Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes Tabulatur von Fall Out Boy

[Intro]
D          A
I'm coming apart at the seams
Bm                  G
Pitching myself for leads in other people's dreams
    D           A
Now buzz, buzz, buzz
               Bm         G         D
Doc, there's a hole where something was
               Bm         G         D
Doc, there's a hole where something was

[Interlude] D A G x2

[Verse 1]
            D                           A     G
Fell out of bed, butterfly bandage, but don't worry
               D                          A G
You'll never remember, your head is far too blurry
               Bm        G            A           D
Put him in the back of a squad car, restrain that man
   Bm             G             A   D
He needs his head put through a cat scan
    Bm     G        A     D
Hey editor, I'm undeniable
    Bm         G     A     D
Hey Doctor, I'm certifiable

[Pre-Chorus]
   G                A                Bm
Oh, I'm a loose bolt of a complete machine
       G          A              Bm      A     G
What a match, I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet

D D D D

[Chorus]
   D       G
So boycott love
Bm            A
Detox just to retox
        D           G             Bm             A
And I'd promise you anything for another shot at life
 D        G
Perfect boys
               Bm      A
With their perfect lives
       D                 G
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
Bm                 A
(Wants to hear you sing about tragedy)

[Interlude] D A G x2

[Verse 2]
    D                              A G
Oh, little girl, you got me staring odd
          D                       A G
Or was that just a telescopic camera nod
       Bm           G       A          D
Painted dolls in the highway, truck stop stalls
Bm         G          A    D
Lot lizards scales cool my nightlife moods
        Bm            G              A          D
All the rookies leave your badge and your gun on the desk, when
    Bm        G   A 
you leave the room

[Pre-Chorus]
G               A                Bm 
I'm a loose bolt of a complete machine
       G           A               Bm     A     G
What a match, I am half doomed and you're semi-sweet

[Chorus]
   D       G
So boycott love
Bm            A
Detox just to retox
        D           G             Bm             A
And I'd promise you anything for another shot at life
  D       G 
Perfect boys
              Bm      A
With their perfect lives
       D                 G
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
 Bm                A
(Wants to hear you sing about tragedy)

D

[Bridge]
G(mute)
(Detox just to retox)
(Detox just to retox)
(Detox just to retox)
(Detox just to retox)
D          G
So boycott love
(Detox just to retox)
(Detox just to retox)
D       G
Boycott love
(Detox just to retox)
D       G
Boycott love
(Detox just to retox)

[Chorus]
   D       G
So boycott love
Bm            A
Detox just to retox
        D           G             Bm             A
And I'd promise you anything for another shot at life
  D        G
Perfect boys
               Bm     A
With their perfect lives
       D                 G
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
 Bm                A
(Wants to hear you sing—)

[Outro]
       D                 G
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
 Bm                A
(Wants to hear you sing about tragedy)
G
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