Stuck On The Toilet Tabulatur von Bob's Burgers

[Bob]

Cm                            Bb

Bad stuff happens in the bathroom

F                       G

I’m just glad that it happens in a vacuum

Cm                                 Bb

Can’t let them see me with my pants down

F                               G

Coasters magazine is going to be my big chance now





[Chorus]

C                          F

But I’ll be out of here in no time

Dm                                G

I’ll be doing interviews and feeling just fine

C                          F

Today is going to be a great day

Dm                                       G

I’ll do coasters magazine and blow everyone away-- 







[Louise]

Cm        Bb

Let’s be clear, I did 

F                               G

absolutely nothing wrong, I’m not to blame, it’s not my fault

Cm                 Bb

This is just to say, if 

F                                     G

Gene had pooped like everyday, this would have all just flown away





[Chorus]

C                          F

But he’ll be outta there in no time

Dm                                       G

No one’s going to blame me and I’ll be doing just fine

C                          F

Today is going to be a great day

Dm                                       G

If Teddy can’t unstick my dad, I’ll find another way



(interlude)

Cm (repeat)





[Bob and Louise]



Cm                            Bb

Bad stuff happens in the bathroom

Let’s be                      clear,I did 



F                               G

I’m just glad that it           happens in a vacuum

Absolutely nothing wrong, I’m not to blame, it’s not my fault



Cm                               Bb

Can’t let them see me with my pants down

This is just to                  say, if 



F                                     G

Coasters magazine is going to         be my big chance now

Gene had pooped like everyday, this would have all just flown away





[Chorus]

C                          F

But I’ll be out of here in no time

But he’ll be outta there in no time



Dm                                G

I’ll be doing interviews and feeling just fine

No one’s going to blame me and I’ll be doing just fine



C                          F

Today is going to be a great day

Today is going to be a great day



Dm                                       G                 C

I’ll do coasters magazine and blow everyone away-- 

If Teddy can’t unstick my dad, I’ll find another way