Bitches Aint Shit Tabulatur von Ben Folds

Intro - C Em C Em

C                 
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Em                     Em7
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick
C
Get the fuck out after you're done
Em                       Em7
Then I hops in my ride to make a quick run
F
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
G
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
F
Tight like a mother fucka with the gangsta beats
G
And we was ballin on the mother fuckin Compton streets

C
Peep, the shit got deep and it was on
Em                    Em7
Number one song after number one song
C
Long as my mother fuckin pockets was fat
Em                             Em7
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
F
But she was hanging with the white bitch doing the shit she do
G
Sucking on his dick just to get a buck or two
F
And the ends she got didn't meant nothing
G
And now she's suing cuz the shit she be doing ain't shit

C                           Em           Em7           
Bitches can't hang with the streets, She found herself short
C                     Em                 Em7  
Now shes taking me to court, that's real conversation for your ass

C 
I once had a bitch named Mandy May
Em                                Em7
I used to be up in them guts like everyday
C
The pussy was the the bomb, had a nigga on sprung
Em                                Em7
I was in love like a mother fucka lickin' the protung
F
The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good
G
But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood
F
So I figure niggas wouldn't trip with mine
G
Guess what? Got gaffled by one time

Dm
I'm back to the mother fuckin county jail
Am
6 months on my chest, now it's time to bail
C
I get's released on a hot sunny day
G
My nigga D.O.C. and my homey Dr. Dre
Dm
Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got the news
Am
Your girl was trickin while you was draped in your county blues
C
I ain't been out a second
G
And already gotta do some mother fuckin chin checkin

C
Move up the block as we groove down the block
Em                        Em7
See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock
C
Kick in the door I look on the floor
(no chord)
It's my little cousin Daz and he's fuckin my hoe
F                            G         
I uncocked my shit, I'm heart-broke but I'm still loc'ed
(no chord)
Man, fuck that bitch

C                 
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Em                     Em7
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick
C
Get the fuck out after you're done
Em                       Em7
Then I hops in my ride to make a quick run
F
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
G
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
F
Tight like a mother fucka with the gangsta beats
G
And we was ballin on the mother fuckin Compton streets

C
Peep, the shit got deep and it was on
Em                    Em7
Number one song after number one song
C
Long as my mother fuckin pockets was fat
Em                             Em7
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
F
But she was hanging with the white bitch doing the shit she do
G
Sucking on his dick just to get a buck or two
F
And the ends she got didn't meant nothing
G
And now she's suing cuz the shit she be doing ain't shit

C                           Em           Em7           
Bitches can't hang with the streets, She found herself short
C                     Em                 Em7  
Now shes taking me to court, that's real conversation for your ass

C                           Em
Bitches can't hang with the streets (x4)