You Don't Love Me Anymore Uke tab by Weird Al Yankovic

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We've been together for so very long
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But now things are changing,
      Am
Oh, I wonder what's wrong?
                         D
Seems you don't want me around
    Am                       C          D
The passion is gone and the flames died down

    G                          Gmaj7
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
      Dm                            Am
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
                        D
You used to think I was nice
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Now you tell all your friends that I'm the antichrist

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Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?
     G                         D
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
      Am            C                    G
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

G                          Gmaj7             Dm
I knew that we were having problems when you put those
               Am
piranhas in my bathtub again
                             D
You're still the light of my life
    Am                              C             D
Oh, darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife

G                           Gmaj7                  Dm
You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way you poison
                 Am
my coffee just a little each day
                     C            D
I still remember the way that you laughed
     Am                     C        D
When you pushed me down the elevator shaft

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Oh, if you don't mind me asking what's this poisonous cobra
G                     D
Doing in my underwear drawer?`
          Am                C                    G
Sometimes I get to thinking You don't love me anymore

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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Dm                                  Am
Now my scars are all healing but my heart never will
                    D
You set my house on fire
    Am                                    C       D
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

G                              Gmaj7              Dm
Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap, you shaved off
                  Am
my eyebrows while I was asleep
                           D
You drilled a hole in my head
         Am                                C           D
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

F                              C
Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all.
     G                      D
 You never acted this way before
       Am                 C                    G
Honey, something tells me you don't love me anymore
                Am            C                    G
Oh no no, got a funny feeling You don't love me anymore