Just A Friend Uke tab by Biz Markie

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Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
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But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
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I was talking to this girl from the U.S. nation
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The way that I met her was on tour at a concert
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She had long hair and a short miniskirt
I just got onstage dripping, pouring with sweat
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I was walking through the crowd and guess who I met
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I whispered in her ear, come to the picture booth
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So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof
I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
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She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
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I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
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I said, how do you like the show?
She said, I was very amused
I started throwing bass, she started throwing back mid-range
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But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
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Then when I asked, do ya have a man, she tried to pretend
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She said, no I dont, I only have a friend
Come on, Im not even goin for it
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This is what Im goin sing
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You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
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And you say hes just a friend, oh baby
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You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
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But you say hes just a friend, oh baby
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You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
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But you say hes just a friend, oh baby
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So I took blah-blahs word for it at this time
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I thought just havin a friend couldnt be no crime
cause I have friends and thats a fact
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Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jack
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Forget about that, lets go into the story
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About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me
So we started talking, gettin' familiar
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Spending a lot of time so we can build a
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Relationship or some understanding
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How its gonna be in the future we was planning
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
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I had no idea I was in for a treat
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After this was established, everything was cool
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The tour was over and she went back to school
I called every day to see how she was doin'
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Everytime that I called her it seemed something was brewin'
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I called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called again
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I said, yo, who was that? oh, hes just a friend
Dont gimme that, dont even gimme that
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Just bust this
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You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
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And you say hes just a friend, oh baby
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You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
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But you say hes just a friend, oh baby
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You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
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But you say hes just a friend, oh baby
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So I came to her college on a surprise visit
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To see my girl that was so exquisite
It was a school day, I knew she was there
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The first semester of the school year
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I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
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This guy made me fill out a visitors form
He told me where it was and I was on my way
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To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
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I arrrived in front of the dormitory
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Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
They showed me where it was for the moment
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I didnt know I was in for such an event
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So I came to her room and opened the door
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Oh, snap! guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin my girl in the mouth,
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I was so in shock my heart went down south
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So please listen to the message that I send
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Dont ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend

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