A Century Of Fakers Uke tab by Belle And Sebastian

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There are people going hungry every day
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They've got nothing on their plates
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And you're filling YOUR FAT face with every different kind of cake
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And if you ever go lardy, or go lame
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I will drop you straight away
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That's the price you have to pay
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For every stupid thing you say

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There are people going lonely, and they'll stay
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Lonely fay into the year
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Because you're making blinkers fashionable
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And fashionably you'll say
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"All is equal in love and war" and
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"I'm sorry, but I've got some things to do"
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And you pretend to read a book you'll never finish till the day

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That the author dedicates it
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To A Century Of Fakers
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They took your mould and they burned it on the fire in history today
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Yeah, the author dedicates it
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To A Century Of Fakers
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He was an anarchist, he tried his best but it wasn't good enough


Did I say I would see you soon?
Well I'm sorry, but i just came off my bike
And my face is scarred
And chance has barred me seeing you tonight
I was over the other side of the city
And if the truth be known I'd say
That you look great from there before you shaved your golden hair today

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Everybody's trying to make us
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Another century of fakers
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They took you mould and burned it on the fire of history today
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Everybody's trying to make us
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Another cool decade of fakers
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Everybody's trying to make us
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Another century of fakers